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The Brilliance of Bob Guccione (jr.)
by holy joe
Gear, Jan/Feb 1999. US: $2.99. Canada: $3.50. Full color, oversized,
many pages. Gear, 450 West 15th Street, New York, NY 10011. Subscribe:
1-800-829-9153. No web site listed.
Review: I went over to PerplyÕs apartment today. As he opened the
door for me he said, ÒYou learn a lot when you look at little girls.Ó
ÒPerply!Ó I said. ÒWhy isnÕt your T.V. on? Important things are
happening. ThereÕs the Presidential Impeachment, and Gulf War Part 2.
What are you doing thinking about little girls?Ó
ÒI canÕt help it,Ó he said. ÒThey teach me a lot. For instance, take
what happened to me today. I made my monthly trip out of my apartment.Ó
ÒThatÕs good,Ó I said. ÒWhere did you go?Ó
ÒWhere I always go,Ó Perply said. ÒTo the grocery store. And an
amazing thing happened. Before I even got into the store, as I was just
walking in, I saw a little girl!!!Ó
ÒCongratulations,Ó I said.
ÒGod, she was so beautiful!Ó Perply declared. ÒShe was about 10-
years-old. Even though itÕs winter, all she had on was jeans, and a short
little t-shirt. Her t-shirt was a crop top. It showed off her belly. Ah,
how delicious it was to see her small belly, and her navel, peeking out
from under the hem of her shirt!Ó
ÒDid she have any bosoms?Ó I asked.
ÒJust small ones. Pert bosoms, that were just starting to grow. She
didnÕt have a bra on,Ó Perply said.
I felt a trembling in my loins. I did my best to suppress it. God
forbid I should think of anything other than used women with saggy tits!
ÒI followed her down one of the grocery store aisles,Ó Perply
continued. ÒMmmm, what a slender waist she had! It was so slim. You
could have put your hands on her waist and broken her in half. Even I could
have broken her in half, and IÕm just a nerd. Below her waist, her hips
flared out in a delicate curve. And of course she had long legs. What a
delight she was!Ó
ÒIÕm glad you enjoy going to the grocery store,Ó I said.
ÒWell, sorry,Ó Perply told me. ÒI donÕt mean to take up your whole
issue talking about a 10-year-old girl.Ó
ÒThatÕs okay,Ó I said. ÒSo, anyway, what did she teach you?Ó
ÒShe taught me about Bob Guccione Jr.,Ó Perply said.
ÒReally?Ó I asked.
ÒYes,Ó Perply said. ÒYou see, I followed her to the aisle where the
magazines are kept. They have all sorts of magazines there. LadiesÕ
magazines, gardening magazines, food magazines, seasonal magazines, you
name it.Ó
ÒThey donÕt sell Hustler,Ó I said.
ÒAha! Right you are!Ó Perply said. ÒThere are NO menÕs magazines at
the grocery store, because all the menÕs magazines, like Playboy and
Hustler, contain nudity!Ó
ÒYep,Ó I said.
ÒBut as I was standing there, in front of all those ladiesÕ magazines,
pretending to look at them but really looking at the 10-year-old girl,
guess what I saw?Ó Perply asked.
ÒWhat?Ó I said.
ÒA luscious blonde, wearing a black bra, with messy hair, like a 10-
year-old girl!Ó
ÒWow,Ó I said. ÒIÕll have to shop there.Ó
ÒShe wasnÕt a customer,Ó Perply said. ÒShe was a woman on the
cover of a magazine. Specifically, Gear, Bob Guccione Jr.Õs magazine. So
you see? HeÕs brilliant. There are no menÕs magazines at the grocery
store. There havenÕt ever been any, as far as I can remember. But now
thereÕs HIS, and itÕs allowed to be sold, because it contains no nudity!Ó
ÒWow,Ó I said.
ÒYou see,Ó Perply said. ÒBobÕs is the only menÕs magazine that
contains no nudity. All the others contain nudity. Playboy, Penthouse,
Hustler, Club, Mayfair, all of those menÕs magazines contain nudity, so
ordinary stores, like the grocery, canÕt sell them. But BobÕs Gear magazine
has no nudity in it. So the grocery can sell it. BobÕs found a niche, and
filled it. He may have no nudity in his magazine, but he also has no
competition. His is the only true menÕs magazine at the grocery store.Ó
ÒGosh,Ó I said. ÒPerply, we should start a menÕs magazine, have no
nudity in it, and then we can get it distributed everywhere-- grocery
stores, drugstores, all the places that Playboy and Hustler arenÕt allowed
to be, because they contain nudity!Ó
ÒRight!Ó Perply said. ÒBut in our case IÕd want it to feature little
girls, since I donÕt give a hoot about women.Ó
Since talking with Perply, IÕve had a look at the new Gear, at the
grocery store. ItÕs okay. ItÕs like Perply said: it contains women,
photographed from a male perspective, but alas there are no little girls in
it. However, on page 47, there is a luscious photo of a young woman, a
model, holding a teddy bear! ItÕs a great photo-- the bear is relatively
large, making the model look like a little girl!
I really liked this photo. In fact, itÕs the reason I bought the
magazine. The model, in addition to clutching her teddy bear, is wearing
long stockings. Immediately I was reminded of Brooke Shields,
photographed at age 10, wearing long peppermint-striped stockings. (As
seen in Òthe Brooke BookÓ, printed in 1978!)
In addition to her long stockings and her teddy bear, the model is
wearing panties. They arenÕt especially skimpy. In fact, theyÕre just
about the size of a pair of diapers!
The model is wearing high heels. But they are extra big heels, as if
sheÕs a little girl playing dress-up in her motherÕs shoes. Otherwise the
model is naked. Her hair is pinned up, loosely, as if for a bath. In the
background you see a bath tub, as well as a potty. (Um, I mean, a toilet!)
There are several folded towels placed on the tubÕs rim. The model is
glancing back, over her shoulder, and one gets the impression that sheÕs
been escorted into the bathroom because itÕs time for her bath.
There is a more parlous interpretation of this photo, however. The
bath tub has a shower curtain rod above it. The rod encircles the entire
tub. Hanging loosely, on one side of the tub, is a white shower curtain. Is
the tub really a tub, or a curtained-off medical exam area? Is the model
to be bathed, or to be operated upon? Is she to be (perish the thought)
inseminated?
Like I said, this is a great photo, filling oneÕs mind with
unbelievable fantasies!
There is an excellent article accompanying the photo. ItÕs titled, ÒA
History of the Supermodel.Ó (Page 46.)
My hat is off to Bob Guccione Jr. I thought IÕd never even look at
Gear again, since it contains no nudity, but how wrong I was! However, in
order for me to buy every issue, theyÕll all have to contain beautiful young
models. For instance, this issue of Gear has such articles as ÒThe
Teletubbies are Evil,Ó by Bret Easton Ellis, and ÒInside the Yakuza,Ó by
William T. Vollmann. These may be fine articles but I just donÕt have time
for them. For me to actually buy Gear, it will have to contain luscious,
young, beautiful models. (Preferably ones holding teddy bears!)
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Issue No. 415
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
PassionÕs Playpen
Chapter Ten
Awkwardly both boys stood in the doorway for a moment. Then,
putting their hands on the waistbands of their shorts, they shoved them
down their thighs. Kate squealed as she observed a very big penis spring
out of each boyÕs underpants. Gilda herself gasped as she caught sight of
the young menÕs organs. For a moment she wanted to spring from the bed
and grab them and fuck herself with them, but she steeled herself against
this wish and chose instead to follow BenÕs original plan. Ben was in
charge, after all. But for him there would be no Point. She licked her lips
and watched as the boys untangled their legs from their shorts. They left
them lying on the rug; typical boys.
ÒBring in the tub for Kate,Ó Gilda told the boys. The maid should
have filled it by now. ItÕs in the kitchen.Ó The young men looked at her,
buck naked and hard as hornets. Their stingers were ready for action.
Gilda pitied them, but she wished to do just as Ben ordered. And the boys
should be taught some manners, anyhow. ÒJust because I let you walk
around with your penises showing doesnÕt mean we can fuck,Ó Gilda said.
ÒFucking is a reward that comes...Ó she paused, suppressed a laugh. Ò...To
young men who perform well for me. Fetch the tub, boys!Ó She had
brought in a riding crop for Kate, if it should be needed, and now she
picked it up from where sheÕd dropped it at the end of the bed and
brandished it. Both boys leapt from the doorway and she heard them
traipsing down the hall looking for the kitchen. A maid called out to them,
a suitably fat old woman whom theyÕd have no temptation to fuck, and
soon they returned with KateÕs bath.
It was a big old tub that was sometimes used for washing
vegetables. It was full of water and quite heavy. The boys carried it
between themselves, laughing a little at their predicament, for the water
was boiling hot and the steam from the water rose up, caressing their
dicks which were hard and stuck out over the sloshing surface.
ÒHey! DonÕt spill it on me!Ó one boy cried as water splashed over the
side of the tub and struck his thigh just below his dandling balls. ÒGo
slower.Ó
ÒSure, whatever,Ó the other boy answered. He seemed to think that
as soon as they brought in the tub theyÕd get to fuck.
ÒDown, boys. Put it down next to the bed,Ó Gilda instructed them.
She kept her riding crop at the ready and, watching as the boys lowered
the tub, seeing the excitement of their cocks, she slashed the nearest boy,
the one in a hurry, across his bare ass.
ÒYeeeow!Ó the boy shouted. He cast his hands back behind himself
and rubbed his seat.
KateÕs bottom clenched involuntarily as she heard the slap of the
crop. She gasped as she felt how sore her bottom was. She shivered and
tried hard to remember not to squeeze her cheeks together.
ÒI expect both of you to do your duties in accord with both the spirit
and the letter of my commands,Ó Gilda told the young men. ÒDonÕt think
for a moment you can get away with anything here. Now go stand against
the wall and wait for more instructions. You are to SERVE, gentlemen.
You are with a Lady now, not just little Kate here.Ó
ÒYes, maÕam,Ó both boys answered. They went to the wall and stood
facing into it. Gilda laughed.
ÒTurn around. I didnÕt say you were naughty! Just a little
uncompliant. You may watch Kate having her bath, just donÕt rub
yourselves. I expect you to be nice and hard all day as you do your chores.
Then, after supper, IÕll decide what reward you should both get for your
service. OR what punishment,Ó she added, as an afterthought. Perhaps in
standing so quickly in the posture of scolded little boys, facing in to the
wall, they really wanted to be punished. She would have to figure that out
by nightfall. Both young men turned around and, eyeing each otherÕs cocks,
as if wondering if they could rub each other if they couldnÕt rub
themselves, they waited for further orders. Gilda sat admiring them for a
moment. As she did so she openly stroked her cunt lips. The boys watched
widemouthed. Their hips began moving in and out, offering their cocks to
her. Their hands rubbed their legs absently. They were desperate to be
allowed the play with themselves as she was.
ÒRemember, boys, no masturbating,Ó Gilda said finally. She took her
fingers from her cunt and wiped them in KateÕs hair. Then, taking a big
handful of KateÕs hair, she urged the girl up into a sitting position on the
bed.
ÒOoooch! My bottom hurts!Ó Kate squawked as she was made to sit
on the bed.
ÒYes, dear. I know it does,Ó Gilda answered. She hugged Kate and
pecked her face with a kiss and then rose up and walked to the night table.
There was a bottle of Mr. Bubble sitting next to the lamp on the night table
and she squirted some of the fluid from the bottle into KateÕs tub. Kate
looked at the hot steaming water and, standing up, she passed her hands
glidingly over her bottom. She didnÕt quite touch it but at the same time
she seemed to desire to protect it somehow.
HOT OFF THE PRESS
by holy joe
WomenÕs Sports and Fitness, Jan/Feb 1999. US: $2.50. Canada: $2.75.
Foreign: $2.75. WomenÕs Sports and Fitness, P.O. Box 50033, Boulder, CO
80322. Subscribe: 1-800-274-0084. No web site listed.
Tom Wolfe says in his latest book, ÒA Man in Full,Ó that this
womanÕs look is now popular: ÒBoys with breastsÓ. He maintains that, in
the 1990Õs, the female appearance that is most coveted is for a woman to
look like a boy whoÕs grown breasts. However, Tom is wrong in this
matter.
Allow me to prove my point. Go to the grocery store. Find the
magazine, WomenÕs Sports and Fitness. On the cover of this magazine you
see a lovely young woman. Beside her are these words: ÒThe New Body
Ideal.Ó
You could, indeed, describe the young woman as Tom would, as Òa boy
with breastsÓ. However, look closely at her photo. She has slim thighs.
She has a flat belly. She has narrow hips. She has an even narrower
waist. She does indeed have big bosoms, but does she really look like a
boy with breasts?
In fact, the woman on the cover of WomenÕs Sports and Fitness looks
like a pre-pubescent girl with breasts. Consider this: little girls, except
when they are very young, have a slight, delicate flare to their hips. Their
hips are noticeably wider than their waist, which isnÕt true for boys.
Also, little girls often have wonderfully flat bellies. And slim legs are a
trademark of little girls.
So Tom Wolfe is really Òcovering upÓ for America. What American
men really covet are little girls. But Tom, being a popular author, canÕt
say that. So instead he says American men want Òboys with breastsÓ.
Barely Legal, January 1999, $6.99. Full color, many pages.
http://www.barelylegal.com
Review: What a great issue this is! Get a load of this cover: Ò15
ripe flirts primed for new yearÕs popping.Ó ÒCherry made a mess in her
panties-- ÔIÕm not a baby anymoreÕ.Ó
Best of all, perhaps, is the video review section. Other magazines
use penises or popcorn to rate their favorite videos. But guess what
Barely Legal uses? A pacifier rating ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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AND IN THE END...
Ò...Nor are young children sexually innocent. They whisper garbled
versions of the facts of life to each other; they play doctors and nurses
-- you show me yours and IÕll show you mine. All children do. ...They
choose to do those secret, tingly things.Ó
- The Economist, December 5, 1998, pg. 103.
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