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Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
Issue No. 389
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A PERFECT PEEING PICTORIAL !
Peeing is popular. Perhaps it always was. In the Victorian sex novel
Arabella, the eponymous heroine and her sister find their bladders on
center stage:
ÒThey desire to relieve themselves and I have two gentlemen here
who delight in such spectacles,Ó a woman announces. (Page 114.)
YouÕve certainly seen a lot of photos of young ladies peeing, and so
have I. Unfortunately, none of them have impressed me. Until now. In the
August 1998 issue of Nugget, there are photos of a girl peeing that are
great!
The pictorial begins on page 18. ItÕs titled, ÒRocki Roads Goes With
the Flow!Ó The girl, Rocki, is a perfect beauty. She has long brown hair
and a face that looks like a cross between a pixie and a vixen. (ItÕs cute,
but deadly.) Like her face, RockiÕs body is perfect. Her bosoms are huge.
Yet they appear real. (Not all girls with big bosoms have fake tits.)
RockiÕs belly is flat and her hips are slim. Her legs appear to be long or,
perhaps, long enough.
Rocki poses in a school room. Apparently sheÕs been a naughty pupil.
She bends forward over the teacherÕs desk and lowers her panties for a
paddling. As you look closely at her bottom, you see, between her thighs,
the lips of her pussy. Hanging there, silver and wicked-looking, are two
rings which have been driven through her sex, as a cruel adornment. Is
this what RockiÕs teacher is paddling her for -- because she let her
boyfriend pierce her pussy?
ÒThank you, teacher!Ó Rocki moans, after her teacher has disciplined
her.
ÒYouÕre just a tramp, Rocki!Ó the teacher answers. He takes the
cigarette from his mouth and puts it in a glass ashtray. He sets it on the
floor. ÒBut you can still pass my class, Rocki,Ó the teacher says. ÒHereÕs
how tramp girls earn extra credit, by extinguishing my cigarettes for me.Ó
Just then two other male teachers walk into the classroom. TheyÕre
about to tell RockiÕs teacher that heÕs won a million dollar grant, but the
sight of Rocki squatting nude over an ashtray makes them speechless.
Finally, one teacher, a fat balding man whoÕs the UniversityÕs top grant
winner, asks:
ÒHeavens, Crenshaw, whoÕs that?Ó
ÒJust a trampy little animal whoÕs enrolled in my class,Ó RockiÕs
teacher replies. ÒPee for us, Rocki,Ó he orders.
Sniffling back her tears, Rocki spreads the lips of her cunt. She
gasps with surprise as the first pee comes shooting out of her pussy.
Amazingly, we see the pee spurting out, but it has not yet hit the floor!
In the next photo, a yellow pool of urine has formed on the floor.
Rocki is still peeing, but she is a poor aim and has yet to hit the ash tray.
In the third photo, Rocki, pursing her lips, manages to wet inside the
confines of the ashtray. She can feel the smoke of her teacherÕs cigarette,
still burning, as it wafts up and caresses her cunt.
In the last photo, Rocki is finished relieving herself. ThereÕs now a
big yellow puddle all around the ashtray and thereÕs some pee in the
ashtray too. Best of all, the look on RockiÕs face is of embarrassment!
She looks like a little girl whoÕs worried sheÕll get in trouble for peeing
on the floor.
Will Rocki be punished for making a mess on the floor, for not
getting all her pee into the ashtray? IÕm not sure, but please donÕt tell
any girls about this pictorial. You know how they are. If they find out
they can pee their way through college, thereÕll be urine all over campus!
As for Nugget magazine, it is totally disgusting. I give them credit
for the photos of Rocki, but the rest of Nugget is horrid. HereÕs three
headlines from the cover:
ÒBearded Biker Bares His/Her Pussy-Cock!Ó
ÒHairy Wonder Laura in Brand-New Video!Ó
ÒMuscle-Bound Nikki Exposes Her Mega-Clitty!Ó
If those headlines donÕt make you say YUCK, you are in need of
serious psychiatric care.
Oh, yes. There is a decent catfight pictorial that begins on page 46.
It was quite nice to see two girls rip each otherÕs clothes off and battle
naked, wearing only sneakers. ÒGirlsÓ is, I suppose, a misnomer, since
these are two women and one of them has tits that are obviously fake.
Nonetheless, I never saw a catfight pictorial before, so I enjoyed it.
ThereÕs also an interesting ad buried way back on page 123 titled
ÒPublic Nudity Wilding.Ó It shows several naked people in a swimming
pool. A girl is on somebodyÕs shoulders, in the pool, chicken-fighting with
another girl, who is also on somebodyÕs shoulders. I mention this ad only
because IÕd like to see a pictorial like this! Cute girls having fun in a
wholesome but sexy way.
Now, you may be wondering about the novel Arabella. This is the
greatest Victorian novel of all time. I bought my copy from Grove Press
but, since then, the novel was sold to Blue Moon Books and reissued under
a different name. These days I no longer see it on sale.
HereÕs a quick summary of Arabella:
Arabella has an older sister. Her name is Emily. However, Emily
ACTS young and immature, while Arabella is the emotionally stable first-
person narrator of the tale.
(Actually, Emily is called Elaine in the first half of the book, but it
is the same character all the way through.)
Arabella and Emily begin the novel by going to an orgy. Then, they go
to Paris, where they both get fucked up the ass. They are then invited to a
dinner party where they wind up in a 69, with everyone watching (and
fucking). Next, Emily is whipped, as Arabella and a girlfriend named Pearl
both get bottom-fucked. Peeing is next, and both girls most hold back
their bladders as they wait for permission:
ÒIf either of them wets herself as yet then she will be whipped the
more soundly,Ó the woman in charge of Arabella and Emily announces to
those who have cum to watch. (Page 114.)
And on it goes. ThereÕs lots more. It is all VERY well written. If
youÕd like to read a novel about shy young girls having wild sex, Arabella
is the book!
There is a companion book to Arabella, titled Emily. It, again, was
originally published by Grove Press, then by Blue Moon, and has now
disappeared.
Emily is almost as well-written as Arabella, and is obviously by the
same author (who is, unfortunately, both dead and anonymous.)
Emily is told in the first-person by Emily. One of the earliest
scenes in the book occurs when she gets married. After her wedding,
Emily attends a private reception. She is required to enter a room wearing
a blouse but no panties. She is greeted, kissed, and her naked ass is
complimented by the men. Then she goes upstairs and waits while an orgy
is held downstairs. Finally, a man comes upstairs and whips her bottom.
As she is whipped, people passing by in the hall pause at the door to her
bedroom and look in upon her:
ÒI heard footsteps, heard a laugh from Adelaide...
ZOOO-WHITTT!, I heard, and then the whipÕs tip scorched my nether
cheeks...Ó (Page 47.)
A great scene!
Later, Emily is invited to dinner, where she is asked to choose a girl
to play the ÒmaidÓ at dinner. She chooses a young girl named Fiona, who is
mortified. Nonetheless, Fiona does play the part of Òmaid,Ó and soon finds
her outfit getting her into the very trouble she feared it would:
ÒSome altercation had ensued, but Fiona finally was... dressed her
part... [She wore] a skirt, much cut... unbuttoned was her blouse... Fiona
was flushed when she came in... [she] wandered with her finger in her
mouth to her Papa.
ÔYes?Õ, he enquired.
ÔI have no d... d... drawers on sirÕ, said she.
ÔIs your bottom, then, so warm you do not need to wear them?Õ
[FionaÕs father asked.] (Pages 60, 61.)
(I think you can figure out what happens next!)
ÒThe bed had black rails -- bars, indeed -- at either end. ...The
coverlet was white. ...Above the bed... hung a black whip,Ó Emily, finding
herself alone again in a bedroom, reports. ThereÕs another detail too: ÒA
dressing table, busy with perfume phials and flasks of scented oil and
pots of cream.Ó (Page 81.)
The whipÕs purpose is obvious, but what about that dressing table?
Think a moment and you will know. ThatÕs right. This scene is where
Emily is forced (shyly but willingly) to surrender her anal virginity.
Yet another great book, by a different, but still anonymous author,
written in the Victorian era, is Beatrice. Again, the publishing history is
the same.
Beatrice, while a great sex story, also has a deep poetic resonance.
The poetry never gets in the way of the story but, rather, compliments it,
like Ray BradburyÕs horrific stories that have many poetic lines in them.
Beatrice has a girlfriend whose name is Caroline. As usual, Beatrice
is told in the first person, and Beatrice herself proves level-headed
throughout the tale, while Caroline is wonderfully child-like.
The greatest scene in Beatrice is perhaps the greatest in all erotic
literature. You may have seen it anthologized in a book that came out in
the 1970Õs called ÒThe Good Parts.Ó In this scene Beatrice and Caroline
are taken to a stable. There, amidst fresh straw, with buckets of chilled
water placed between their legs, the girls are shackled and whipped.
Afterward, they are left alone:
ÒIt hurts,Ó Caroline whined. I shushed her. We must not be heard.
ÒSqueeze your cheeks,Ó I said. (Page 62.)
Finally, a young woman comes and releases the girls. They leave the
barn and, being well-brought up girls, they are greeted by farm hands who
tip their hats to them.
ÒWe did not look at them,Ó [Beatrice reports.] ÒThey were rough men.
My bottom moved -- a silky bulb of heat beneath my cloak.Ó (Page 63.)
Imagine! The girls are whipped, but must keep quiet lest their
torment be discovered by lower-class workmen. When they leave the barn,
the girls must do their best to walk primly, yet they cannot, very well,
because their whipping causes them to wiggle their bottoms salaciously.
If that scene doesnÕt charge your batteries, nothing will!
Another hugely erotic scene occurs at dinner. Beatrice and Caroline
are dressed in fishnet gowns, which hug their figures. Their nipples
become excited and poke through the netting of their gowns. But,
apparently, that isnÕt sexy enough for the other diners, for both girls are
soon rendered topless by a woman, who pulls their see-through gowns
down to their waists.
Yet another sexy scene involves the girls riding horses. They ride
round in a circle, as a dominant girlfriend, standing inside the circle,
whips their bottoms:
ÒIn profile the pale moon of CarolineÕs bottom flashed past me. I
heard her squeal, a long thin squeal as the crop caught her, light and
stinging across her out-thrust cheeks. And then mine!Ó (Page 81.)
The author of Arabella and Emily also apparently wrote several other
books: Miss Martin, Pamela, Katherine, and Clara Birch. The last has what
is perhaps the funniest sex scene in erotic literature:
ÒTake them off this moment, Sarah!Ó I heard her say and then a
smacking sound and a small cry from my sister.
ÒOh, why must I?Ó she wailed, then another smack.
ÒBecause I tell you. ...Are you not cooler thus without your drawers?
You have no need to wear them in the house, nor in summer out of doors.Ó
(Page 31.)
How silly this scene is! For two pages hence, guess what is
happening?
ÒYAAAAAH! I shall tell Papa! Oh you wicked things,Ó cried my
sister, whose cheeks were tinged a most pretty pink where the whip had
caught her. (Page 33.)
Funny, yet the scene is deliciously believable.
In many Victorian novels, the Ôvictim girlsÕ (for lack of a better
description) are unwilling. There is a hardness and emptiness to those
tales. The girls have no choice about their punishment and they are
treated callously, like objects. What makes the books IÕve detailed above
so sweet is that, while the Ôvictim girlsÕ are shy, they are willing. They
are curious about sex and, even if they sometimes scream and moan, you
get the impression that, under all that whining, they are in fact enjoying
submitting themselves to their punishment. It is as if they are simply too
ÒgoodÓ to like sex outright. They must be persuaded, often with a strap or
whip, so that, even when theyÕre sore and fucked, they can still retain
their Ògood girlÓ bearing.
One book which does feature an (apparently) unwilling victim is by
yet another Victorian author. He is, again, anonymous. His book is titled
The Gardens of the Night.
While Gardens features a girl who is mostly an unwilling victim, the
writing is superb. Not just the erotic parts, but (especially) the scenic
descriptions:
ÒTurning off the long undulating road, they began the westward
drive, the landscape flatter and the sky more vast. Hedges of tall poplars
hushed the breeze with their soft movements. It was a country of
manorial farms with high courtyard walls ...The blind walls... woke
suggestions of their interiors, places of arcane mediaeval ceremonies and
torments. (Page 77.)
Great, huh? At the back of my copy of Gardens is an interview with
a modern female submissive, named ÒLynn Paula Russell.Ó It is a very
educational and well-written interview. Make sure your copy of Gardens
includes this interview if you buy this novel.
What is modern British erotica like? IÕll tell you. ItÕs trash.
Apparently, under current British law, bondage cannot be written about
unless the Ôvictim girlÕ is
a) an adult, and
b) absolutely a WILLING participant.
I have a book titled ÒRunners and Riders,Ó by Georgina Brown. ItÕs
from England. Brown is a good writer but the book is RUINED because the
Ôvictim girlÕ is *constantly* being asked if she approves of her
punishment. She is always having to verbally agree to it. What a drag it
is to have a Ôvictim girlÕ whoÕs so obviously willing. IÕm not enough of a
psychoanalyst to know why itÕs so boring, but it is. Feminism wrecks a
sex story, as far as IÕm concerned.
Interestingly, the great Victorian sex novels all feature female
dominants. Men do play a role, but only at the behest of, and with the
permission of, the female dominants.
IÕd tell you about more books but, unfortunately, IÕve got to stop. I
have to go to the bathroom!
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Nugget, August 1998, $6.99. Web: http://www.sexmags.com
ArabellaÕs author: Arabella, Emily, Miss Martin, Pamela, Katherine, and
Clara Birch.
BeatriceÕs author: Beatrice.
The Gardens of the NightÕs author: The Gardens of the Night and
(possibly) Noreen, plus other books with an uncomfortably cruel
viewpoint.
More books: Hardcastle, In A Mist, and the modern novels Ironwood and
The Afternoons of a Woman of Leisure.
Great reading, if you can find it!