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REASONS CLINTON HASNÕT YET BOMBED IRAQ
1. Needs to consult with our un-allied ÒalliesÓ.
2. Needs to give Ken Starr more time to make long-winded speeches to the
media.
3. Needs to wait for Saddam Hussein to place women and children around
all his strategic sites, so the U.S. can be called Òa baby killer.Ó
4. Is too busy getting another blow-job from a White House intern.
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
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Issue No. 343
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Dungeon of Desire
Chapter Four
ÒIf you do pee in my bed IÕm sending you straight back to Sauron,Ó
Miriam warned me. She wore a simple summer dress and her hair was
caught up loosely in a chignon, but I had no doubt she could enforce her
will upon me if she wished. I wore a dogÕs collar. She, as if to keep some
symbol of authority upon her, carried a long slim riding crop in her fist. It
was freshly polished. I gazed at it and she watched me.
ÒGo ahead, do it,Ó Dick laughed. ÒI will if you do.Ó Miriam, looking
like she must enforce her will somehow, put a hand on young DickÕs
tousled head and leaned over him. Her big bosoms nearly spilled from her
open-necked dress, its buttons more undone than done, barely containing
the weight of her full breasts as all but their nipples hung forth.
Carefully, looking quite grave and mature, Miriam slipped her riding crop
under DickÕs penis and lifted its elongated length. ÒSuch a delightful
young penis you have here young man...Ó Miriam said. ÒI should hate to have
to hurt it.Ó
Dick trembled. I think something changed in him as he watched his
big penis hefted up by MiriamÕs crop, held stiffly in her small fist. I
gazed, fascinated, as she ran her crop in sawlike fashion under the
halfway point of his shaft, as if to cut it in two. Then she slid the crop
down to the tip of his penis. She caught the crown of his huge knob in the
loop at the end of her crop. She tugged on him. He was trapped, lightly,
within her cropÕs loop. Then she delicately brought her free hand down
and, nimbly, used her nailed fingers to detach him from her loop. She
swung the crop freely. He watched, his eyes big.
ÒA man is coming to fuck me,Ó she said to Dick. ÒOtherwise IÕd make
you pee and IÕd torture your big penis all night for it.Ó She stood upright,
looked at the window, ran her fingers through her hair. ÒAnd all afternoon.
And forever, probably, but this man is most jealous and I cannot let him
see you. You must leave, dear boy, and you too, Kelly. All of you must go
now. PlaytimeÕs over. Back to the real world and real things.Ó She
turned, and I saw her bottom swag within her dress as she moved. It was
a large, fully shaped womanÕs bottom. She looked back over her shoulder
at me and then, watching me, she slapped her own hiney with her riding
crop. ÒHeÕs most severe,Ó she teased me. ÒYouÕd never be able to stand
him.Ó
And then she left. Leaving, though, thoughts behind in my mind. I
was trembling with some untouched need, something IÕd only tested a
little before, something which still lay dormant within me. I had to have
someone break through to it, and I knew if he did IÕd melt into myself in a
pool of bliss and IÕd die.
HeÕd birth a new me. I wanted the baby. I glanced at Dick, longing in
my eyes, but I knew he couldnÕt break through for me. He was only good at
spearing hymens, physical barriers, not breaking into a girlÕs psychology.
Yet, he could help.
I think, somehow, he knew what I was thinking. As if to bond with
him, with my fate, I let my pee (with some trepidation and difficulty)
spritz from my peehole. It flooded the bed between my thighs. My cunny
made water. Dick watched and then, as if tacitly agreeing with what I
must do, he peed too. Our companions laughed as we added to the wet
spots already on the bed, most significantly.
ÒTake me. Protect me,Ó I whispered to Dick when we were done. We
sat like children, apart, our legs spread on the white sheets of the bed.
ÒYou know I canÕt protect you,Ó Dick replied.
ÒTake me anyway. I want you to watch,Ó I urged. I really did need
him.
ÒWho will protect me?Ó he asked.
I smiled. ÒYouÕre a big strong guy,Ó I said. I licked my lips.
ÒSoÕs Sauron,Ó he answered.
ÒCome on, letÕs all take a bath together,Ó the honey blonde
interrupted. The strawberry redhead nodded her agreement but asked,
ÒWhere?Ó
ÒOutside, on the grass. We can all bathe together out there. ItÕs nice
and warm,Ó the blonde answered. I looked at her. We didnÕt even know
each otherÕs names yet we were all nude together. She smiled at my
blonde hair and we shared dumb blonde thoughts, sisterly thoughts, just
our eyes speaking. Beside her stood her lover, a newly minted Officer
with his cock erect and ready for action.
I decided to join them. Rising, I snagged DickÕs penis between my
fingers as I left the bed. I made him follow me. I held him by his lone
fleshy rein, his genital-rein. He came after me like a big horse, his feet
heavy on the stairs, his breathing a little labored (from passion!) as he
followed me with his dick in my hand. The blonde and the redhead copied
me, leading their Officer lover by his penis, both of them holding him.
NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND
by holy joe
HereÕs how I see the Clinton thing. Clinton is about 50-years-old.
Monica was, when he (allegedly) fucked her, 21. So, 50 minus 21 equals
an age difference of 29 years.
As for myself, IÕm younger than Clinton. So I figure if he gets to
knock 29 years off the age of his love interests, I can too. In my case,
this would mean I would be allowed to get blow-jobs from girls who
are 8.
Perfect!
In the meantime, though, until school lets out, IÕll content myself
with looking at porn. There is a very great issue out this month. ItÕs:
Skank, April 1998, $6.99. Web: http://www.swankmag.com
Review: At Tower Books, where I go to improve my mind (and buy
porn) there is a big plastic shield lying across the porno magazines. It
keeps you from seeing all but the top of each magazine. I suppose the
hope is that, by not seeing the cover, IÕll not be tempted to buy porn,
and will buy Seventeen instead. (Which isnÕt covered by plastic.)
And so it was, with this issue of Swank. I wasnÕt going to buy it.
I wasnÕt even going to pull it up from behind the plastic, to look at its
cover.
IÕve been prejudiced against Swank. I donÕt mind buying Playboy,
and Penthouse, and (more recently) Hustler, but there is a limit to how
far down the Òjack off chainÓ IÕm willing to go. There are, or at least
there used to be, some really crappy porno magazines. I donÕt like
looking at them.
So, I was going to skip looking at this issue of Swank. Then I
saw, above the magazineÕs title, sticking out above the plastic, this
phrase: ÒUncensored All Girl Lickfest!Ó
I grabbed the magazine at once. And what a great pictorial the
Òlick festÓ is! First, though, check out ÒCindy and JohnÓ (pg. 47). This
pictorial features a very hot babe from Germany. I donÕt think she
speaks English, but she is extremely cute. You may have seen her
before, in other porno magazines, or in porno movies. She has a lovely
face. Her body is perfect. She bites JohnÕs underpants on page 51.
Then she releases him and practises sucking his naked dong in hopes of
being accepted by the White House intern program.
I really enjoyed the photos of Cindy licking and biting JohnÕs
underpants. Those are photos IÕve never seen before in any porno
magazine. They are intimate and natural-looking. You get the feeling
youÕre looking at two people in love, challenging each other with their
sexuality. You donÕt feel like youÕre just watching two paid models,
disinterested in their work, as you see in so many other porno
magazines.
Another great shot in the Cindy and John pictorial is on page 56.
It shows Cindy, her mouth agape, about to receive an emission from
JohnÕs penis. Yet another photo I liked is on page 59. It shows Cindy
licking JohnÕs cock. But you also see, in the same photo, her long,
lovely neck, stretching forth to suck him. And you see her slender,
naked back, plus her sumptuous bare bosoms.
I mention particular photos in the Cindy and John pictorial for
this reason: the ÔimportantÕ photos, of Cindy licking JohnÕs cock,
mostly didnÕt turn me on. Sure, theyÕre great for helping little kids
understand what Clinton (allegedly) did with Monica. But, aside from
that, theyÕre not much fun. IÕve seen tons of dick-licking photos in
porno magazines and am quite tired of looking at them. But the shots
IÕve detailed above are new, fun, and interesting. If youÕre making porn,
itÕs important not to just recycle the same old poses again and again.
Photos of splayed cunts and licked dicks are as common as weeds. But,
with a little ingenuity, as Swank displays in some of its photos this
month, an old, tired subject can be given new life.
Cindy reappears, in the ÒUncensored All Girl Lickfest,Ó on page
84. (She has a different name in this pictorial, but itÕs the same girl.
SheÕs the one holding the camera.) The Òlick festÓ is a standard girl-
on-girl pictorial, but again Swank saves an otherwise boring pictorial
with the inclusion of new and creative shots.
For instance, right at the start of the pictorial, a blonde in a
white bikini is baring her breast. Despite the fact that all four girls
will soon be licking each other, I sense a tad of jealousy in the face of
another blonde, in a silver bikini. SheÕs staring at the blondeÕs bared
tit and seems to be thinking, ÒOh, she thinks sheÕs so hot... just because
she has such nice tits.Ó
ItÕs exciting to think that these girls could be envious of each
other! I can imagine girls at a real orgy being like that. Eager to fuck,
yet jealous also. This is the sort of emotion thatÕs important. It
makes this pictorial seem real. The worst sort of pictorial would be
what you usually see... paid harlots, who couldnÕt care less about
getting naked, and arenÕt even thinking about what theyÕre doing as they
engage in the most ÔintimateÕ of acts.
Another nice photo begins the Òlick festÓ pictorial. ItÕs of all
four girls, still ÔclothedÕ in their bikinis, gazing up with innocent eyes
at Cindy as she photographs them. ItÕs another way of saying, ÒThese
are real girls, with real emotions.Ó
Of course, a porno magazine wouldnÕt be any fun if the most
innocent-looking of girls didnÕt get down and Ôdo itÕ! These girls do, on
the following pages, beginning with some lovely shots of the blonde
being stripped of her panties and bra (pg. 86). Also on page 86 is a
fantastic photo of Cindy kneeling. You see her mouth, open in wonder,
gazing at the blondeÕs twat. Even more exciting, you see her bare
bottom, her bare legs and bare feet. The fact that Cindy is barefoot
adds to her naturalness. If she were wearing high-heels in that photo, I
think it would be less sexy. But those bare feet, with her bottom
jutting above them in all its wonderful, naked, cheek-split glory, is the
best photo in this issue!
Sadly, the Òlick festÓ pictorial loses its way on the following
pages. Sure, thereÕs a great shot of the blonde screaming, as sheÕs
invaded by her cunt-matesÕ fingers and tongues. But there are also
some boring, ÔstandardÕ photos, images that are little more than
explorations in gynecology. (Or butthole-ology.)
How wonderful it would have been if these girls had wound up
taking playful swats at each other with a riding crop! Or, they could
have inflated a baby pool (with their succulent mouths) and played in it.
There is no reason why a pictorial has to stick to just one subject. Why
do photographers seem to concentrate on just one thing? Like, you
know, Òthis is a pictorial about sex and food.Ó Or, Òthis is an all girl
lickfest.Ó Fuck that! Put lots of stuff in your pictorial! Sure, youÕll
have to make the pictorial longer, but so what? Editorial judgement
should tell you: ÒThis is a good pictorial. Heck, we could devote half
the magazine to just these four girls, having sexy adventures.Ó
Note: I do NOT mean, in saying the above, that the girls should
have a series of separate adventures. That would be a return to the
same, tired formula, of Ôone subjectÕ pictorials. They could do
everything in one afternoon: strip, lick, spank, and swim. The pictorial
could be 20 pages long, showing the girls getting progressively more
kinky and messy. But, always, there should be a strong element of
naturalness in the photos. The viewer should think, ÒThis could really
happen, to real, innocent girls.Ó Maybe the girls are cooped up in a
boarding school. Maybe their boyfriends are away, in the Army, in Saudi
Arabia, and they decided to make a sexy video for them, and got carried
away. Whatever. As long as they donÕt look like uncaring hookers. That
weÕve seen far too much of in porno magazines.
(One could, of course, make a magazine featuring tawdry older
women who absolutely donÕt give a damn. In that case, you would want
to focus explicitly on that. But you must decide what you want! Too
much porn is just Ôwhacked out,Õ without any regard for an artistic
vision.)
Another fun pictorial in this issue is ÒSonya and JosieÓ (pg. 20).
This pictorial isnÕt as creative as the others (just two girls in bed), but
it does have one or two nice shots. Specifically, a Ôbutt fucking shotÕ
on page 22, plus a shot of Sonya gazing anxiously down at Josie as
Josie licks SonyaÕs twat. (Also on page 22.)
Which brings up an important point: girls, OPEN YOUR EYES when
youÕre doing girl/girl pictorials. Sure, there are some photos, where
the characters will be so overwhelmed with lust that their eyes will
necessarily be closed. But, far too often, I am seeing girls with their
eyes completely closed throughout the pictorial. How stupid! If I were
having sex with a girl, IÕm very sure my eyes would be open! IÕd be like,
ÒWhoa, thereÕs her tits!Ó and, ÒLook! Her cunt!Ó Do you think if Beavis
and Butthead were having sex with a girl their eyes would be closed?
Heck no!
Now, since I donÕt have enough money to make my own porn, allow
me to give away a few of my ideas. Here are some things IÕd like to see
in a future issue of Swank:
1. One girl brushing another girlÕs teeth. Make sure both girls
look sweet and innocent. Also, make sure you can see the bare bosoms
of both girls hanging down. Have the girl who is getting her teeth
brushed wearing a bright ribbon in her hair.
2. One girl douching another.
3. One girl wiping another after she poops on the toilet.
4. A girl eating with a too-short bib around her neck, so that you
see her lovely bare bosoms.
5. A girl at a party, being initiated by being made to drink Castor
Oil. Then, so she doesnÕt make a mess, she has her bare bottom
powdered and fitted into diapers. (With pins, of course!)
Remember to emphasize the softness and intimacy of feeling that
exists between the girls. Also, they should look extraordinarily pretty.
There should, in addition, be a sense of competitiveness between the
girls in some of the photos. Is the brushing of teeth a loving act
between two girls, or a ÔmotherÕ girl brushing the teeth of a bratty
ÔbabyÕ girl? ItÕs up to you, Swank!
The important thing is not to simply grind out shots of naked
people. Use your imagination! If you canÕt think of anything, just go to
some college or high school and find some nerdy guy. Some guy whoÕs
never had sex. HeÕll be full of all sorts of wild, creative, fanciful ideas
you can try. Some will be a little ÔexoticÕ. Some might violate the
Hatch Act. But, on the whole, heÕll probably have some pretty great
ideas.
In my case, IÕm thoroughly bored with the subject of sex and will,
from now on, be devoting this newsletter to the Windows 95 operating
system.
AND IN THE END...
ÒIf sexual harassment is a crime - and it was feminists who
fought to make it one - then itÕs just as much a crime when nice-guy
Democrats do it.Ó
- Time, February 9, 1998, pg. 68.
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