Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
Issue No. 23

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Love Child

Chapter Ten

         Except for Danielle I said no goodbyes to anyone else.  I knew they 
could take care of themselves.  TheyÕd think of me sometimes, I was sure, 
and I hoped theyÕd think warm thoughts about me, as I did of most of them.  
But I knew if I went back to say goodbye IÕd wind up staying, one way or 
another.  And that I did not wish to have happen, especially as I always 
wound up naked, without a stitch to my name, let alone the means to get 
myself home.  And they might not want me to leave, either.  Gretchen, 
sweet as she was, wanted to see me enslaved, and I think she meant for it 
to be permanent.  Perhaps she herself secretly yearned to be a lifelong 
love slave, and wished to see me Òbreak the iceÓ for her fantasy.  IÕd be a 
kind of guinea pig for her to find out what it was really like.  No, I did not 
wish that.  I choose slavery on my own, if I did, not have Gretchen choose 
it for me.
         With a light step I boarded the Concorde for South America.  I had 
money enough to sit in first class, and did so.  Pressing my nose to the 
window, strapped in, I watched as the plane took off and London fell away 
below me. 

Chapter Eleven

         Foolishly, IÕd let Danielle make the airline arrangements for me 
while I was out shopping for clothes.  When I was done I called her from 
the store.  She told me there was no need to return to the dungeon, unless I 
wanted to.  She said sheÕd paid for the ticket herself, there was no need 
for me to return the extra money.  (That alone should have clued me in.  
She was a generous woman, but a shrewd businessperson also.)  So I went 
to the plane and blissfully boarded.
         The first thing that caught my eye when I got on board was how 
incredibly beautiful the stewardesses were.  Of course, being beautiful 
myself, I just fell in with them and thought nothing more of it.  (Not, for 
instance, like a man would have reacted, taking down the girlÕs names and 
measurements in his mind and wondering how they looked undressed.)  
         Since I was in first class, it never entered my mind to go back and 
look in coach class.  There seemed to be mostly men with me in first 
class, but that didnÕt clue me in either.  After all, werenÕt a 
disproportionate number of wealthy people in the world men?  This was a 
Monday, so wouldnÕt they all be out flying, going to their appointments?
         Just before the flight took off, an elegant older woman sat down 
beside me.  I greeted her politely and went back to my crossword puzzle.  I 
was trying to remember the name of the man who drew Calvin and Hobbes, 
in order to put it into my puzzle, when she asked me about it.  I was 
probably a little too enthusiastic explaining it.  It was a cartoon-type 
puzzle and IÕd watched plenty of cartoons when I was little, so it looked 
like one I could fill out.  So I talked away about all my favorite cartoons, 
and we got onto other subjects from there.
         It turned out I was on Dungeon Airlines, though it of course went by 
the name Elizabeth Air.  IÕd wondered about the name a little when I got 
on, but since there are so many airlines these days coming into and going 
out of business, I thought little more of it.  As it happened, Danielle had 
arranged for me to be on this airline so that I might get introduced to 
Elizabeth herself.  And she, of course, just happened to be sitting right 
next to me.
         After the flight had been in the air awhile a stew announced that the 
ÒentertainmentÓ was now available.  Everyone in first class got up and 
went back.  IÕd just gotten wind of what sort of plane I was on, and so of 
course I stayed right where I was.  And Elizabeth kept sitting right beside 
me, conversing quietly with me.  
         I was, in point of fact, a prisoner.  I was 35,000 feet in the air with 
no parachute.  And Elizabeth was no ordinary mortal.  SheÕd been born in 
the slums of Rio and worked and gambled and loved her way to the top.  IÕm 
sure she could have done whatever she wished with me.  But instead she 
just talked, asked questions, and paid a lot of attention to me.  She 
actually seemed interested in what I had to say (though she complimented 
my beauty also.)
         By the time the plane landed IÕd agreed to visit her estate.  It was to 
be just for the afternoon, but of course once I got there, having nowhere 
else to stay, I accepted her invitation to spend the night.  For the next 
several days I lingered about the mansion, enjoying the view of the 
Atlantic that stretched out before her clifftop villa.  She had parties at 
night, but I declined to attend.  I needed to relax, gather my thoughts.  Her 
villa was located in Columbia, too, famous for its mobsters and drug 
kingpins, and although some of the men who visited her looked gorgeous, I 
dreaded what they might really be like when they let their hair down.
         I had a bedroom of my own upstairs and I quickly made it a habit to 
turn in early.  Lying up there, watching the moon, IÕd sometimes hear 
shrieks (of pleasure or pain I couldnÕt tell).  And IÕd hear male laughter, 
and the sound, distant, of cracking leather.  Elizabeth started to call me 
her Ònun,Ó after a few days, or her Òlittle virgin.Ó  But otherwise she let 
me be.  I was grateful to her for that.  WeÕd sit sometimes in her parlor in 
the afternoon, sharing tea and crumpets and chit-chatting.  And sometimes 
weÕd talk about flying, and IÕd admit that IÕd always wanted to be a 
stewardess.  
         ÒYou know, dear, youÕd be such a smash on Elizabeth Airlines!Ó she 
would say sometimes.  One day she went on about how the FAA had one of 
their scheduled inspections of her planes in America.  ÒOf course, when 
they visit, we take out all the toys and things,Ó she laughed.  ÒAll they see 
is a sauna, wet bar, hot tubs.  We tell them itÕs for the health of our 
customers, and they dutifully write that down on their forms.  Being 
chartered, of course, we can (I suppose) be anything we want, but I always 
err on the side of appearing conservative.  Like you do, perhaps, hmmm?Ó
         A week later I was a new stewardess on Elizabeth Air.  Upon 
boarding I met Tiffany.  Introducing herself, she told me she was the Òlead 
stewÓ on this flight, which meant she had overall responsibility for 
ensuring the happiness of the customers.  She had long blonde hair that 
tumbled over her shoulders.  It was flaxen, thin, light strands, that looked 
like they could all be blown off her head by the slightest breeze.  It was as 
if God had made her that way so that her shimmering mane couldnÕt block 
the view of her spectacular body.  In fact, she seemed to have assisted the 
Lord a little, for I noticed that her hair was cut just short enough to 
prevent it from covering her nipples.  Of course, I couldnÕt see her nipples 
just then, she was wearing her flight uniform, but the thought struck me 
all the same.  ÒOur uniforms are a little racier than the last time you flew 
with us,Ó Tiffany smiled.  Except for the fact that sheÕd switched from a 
blue cloth jacket to a black leather one, though, I didnÕt notice any 
difference.  Well, the new jacket did seem tighter, showing off her 
proportions more thoroughly, but she had the same white blouse 
underneath and black trousers.  It seemed the same to me. 
         Tiffany introduced me to the other girls.  They each greeted me 
warmly.  She showed me around up front but did not give me a tour of the 
Òentertainment centerÓ in back.  Then Tiffany escorted me to a little 
bathroom in first class and gave me a flight uniform of my own.  ÒDonÕt 
take too long,Ó she advised.  ÒThe passengers will be boarding soon and it 
will be your job to hand them their drinks.  Take everything off, including 
your underwear.  Just put on what IÕve given you.  ThereÕs a clothes closet 
in the bathroom where you can hang your things.  We lock it at takeoff, so 
you wonÕt have to worry about any of the passengers taking anything that 
belongs to you.Ó
         I was naked in the bathroom, just about to dress in my flight gear, 
when I realized Tiff (as they called her, at least when no passengers were 
there) hadnÕt given me any panties.  I opened the bathroom door and stuck 
my head out.
         ÒTiff!  Tiff!Ó I called, in a sort of meek little voice because I was, 
after all, new and didnÕt yet feel at home with my companions, though of 
course theyÕd all been terrifically nice to me.  Suddenly, around the corner 
came Tiffany, and I was nearly struck dumb!  Her blouse was gone.  Her 
black flight jacket, which had hugged her so nicely, was zipped wide open.  
Out stuck her glorious breasts.  They jiggled with her every leggy step.  
She was just applying a touch of rouge to one nipple, while licking some 
newly applied lipstick on her upper lip.
         ÒWhat is it, honey?  ArenÕt you dressed yet?Ó
         ÒI-You didnÕt give me any panties to wear,Ó I stammered.
         ÒDarling, please,Ó she answered, rolling her eyes just a little.  
ÒWhat do you think we are all here for?  Get into your things and help me 
get these drinks poured.Ó  A girl came out behind her, holding a liquor 
bottle in one hand and two glasses in the other.  She was deftly filling 
them while walking out of the flight kitchen to see what I needed.
         I was taken aback somewhat by the thought that I wasnÕt pulling my 
share of the load.  Apologizing, I closed the bathroom door and quickly got 
dressed.  There were ankle-high black leather booties for my feet, and 
black lace mitten gloves for my hands.  And then there was the dress.  I 
snuggled into it (it was so tight there was really no other way to describe 
it.)  It zipped, curiously, from the top of my back downward.  Since the 
back was cut below the level of my shoulders I decided to zip it myself.  
But when I got the zipper down to my ass, the bulging of my cheeks 
prevented it from going any lower.  The dress was simply not big enough to 
accommodate the outswelling of my bottom.  And I had a small derriere, 
too, a teenÕs butt.  Of course from the front you couldnÕt tell that I was 
unzipped in back, but surely Tiff didnÕt intend for me to walk around the 
plane with a bare ass!
         I looked at myself in a full-length mirror.  It wasnÕt wide, but it was 
long enough so that you could see yourself from head to toe.  The dress 
was sleeveless.  It left my shoulders bare.  In front it held my bosoms in 
tight, forcing them up until the nipples almost showed above the dressÕs 
low-cut front.  Down below the hem of the dress barely covered my pussy.  
I tugged on it, and figured I could keep myself covered down there as long 
as I didnÕt sit down.  I tried once more to zip the dress closed over my 
bottom, but it was futile.  The zipper simply couldnÕt go any lower than 
the small of my back.  Biting my lower lip, I decided I couldnÕt back out, 
despite the strange uniform.  Elizabeth had been so nice to me, and the 
other girls also.  IÕd take one flight, just this once, to satisfy my 
curiosity, I told myself.  Before I could change my mind, I opened the 
bathroom door and went out.
         ÒVery good,Ó Tiffany said, admiring me as I stood before her.  The 
sexy flight jacket she wore, black leather like my dress, had been zipped 
back up.  Between the halves of her jacket you could see the inner spheres 
of her breasts, hugging each other.  The blouse sheÕd been wearing beneath 
her jacket was still gone.  Also gone were the sleek black trousers sheÕd 
had on.  Instead, there was only the jacket now, plus her booties and a new 
pair of mittens, just like mine.  And, I noticed, sheÕd buckled a small black 
dog collar around her neck.  In front it was adorned with a black bow-tie.  
         I looked about me.  The other girls, just finishing their preparations, 
were all dressed now like Tiffany.  You could see the tops of their thighs 
and their strikingly long legs, but (fortunately for them) each girlÕs jacket 
did just manage to cover her private area.  In back each girl was covered 
too, though when I saw a girl bend over to get something her jacket inched 
up just enough to reveal the lower part of her ass.  She, however, wore 
white panties, I saw.  Ruefully I turned to Tiffany and she knew what I 
was thinking.  She told me that what I was wearing was to indicate that I 
was a brand new stew.
         ÒWe use a different sort of attire on the new girl each time,Ó she 
explained.  ÒSometimes we have her dress like sheÕs just an ordinary 
passenger, and surprise the guests when it turns out sheÕs not.  With you, 
Elizabeth hopes to play a little game with them.  The girls and I will take 
care of the passengers after youÕve given them their drinks.  YouÕre to 
work up in the flight kitchen until I call you.Ó
         ÒOkay,Ó I agreed.  That was fine with me.  The flight kitchen was 
right behind the cockpit, and then came the passenger lounge, Òfirst 
class.Ó  The men would enter at the front of first class and then walk 
back, find their seat, and sit down.  With luck I could slip into the flight 
kitchen without turning around.  
         When the passengers entered I was standing just inside the door.  I 
was holding a silver tray, with drinks on it.  I smiled sweetly at each man 
as he entered and offered him a drink.  Mischievously I wondered what his 
reaction would be if he knew how I looked in back.  None of them 
suspected, however.  Two women came on board.  They were each with a 
man and looked hopelessly spoiled and elegant.  Yet they smiled nicely at 
me, and each took the the drink that I offered her.  
         As soon as all the passengers had been served I slipped into the 
flight kitchen.  I made a point of not turning around.  But I couldnÕt help 
peeking out.  I found I could see Tiffany and almost all the passengers if I 
stuck my head out of the kitchen and gazed into a mirror mounted in the 
passenger cabin.  It was one of two that Elizabeth had installed to keep a 
better watch on the passengers.  Of course the stewardesses told the 
passengers that the mirrors were there for their enjoyment, and certainly 
you could see more of the lovely female flesh wandering about the cabin if 
you kept one eye cocked toward the mirrors.  A girl might bend toward you 
but moon the mirror, giving you a view into her decollete jacket while, 
with your other eye, you inspected the soft contours of her bottom.  By 
sticking my head out just beyond the kitchen door, where a helpful 
magazine rack still blocked it from passenger view, I was able to observe 
everything that went on in the cabin. 
         I watched as Tiffany began the safety presentation.  First she 
pointed out the location of the emergency exists.  Then she went on about 
not smoking, and how the instructions of the pilot and the flight 
attendants must be obeyed in the event of an emergency.  What she said 
next, though, shocked me:
         ÒIn the event of smoke entering the aircraft, you may need to cover 
your mouths,Ó Tiffany said.  ÒWith that in mind we offer you our panties in 
advance.Ó  All eyes were upon her.  Deftly she slipped her hands up 
underneath the rim of her jacket and slid down her panties.  She sleeked 
them down her long thighs and plucked them off her gently raised high 
heels.  She held them aloft a moment, as if contemplating them, then 
offered them to the nearest passenger.  ÒSir, please see if these will work 
for you,Ó she said.  The man held them to his nose and delighted in their 
feminine aroma, her aroma, and she smiled with just a touch of 
deprecation at him.  A goddess belittling her worshipful disciple.  But he 
minded not.
         Simultaneously the other flight attendants were removing their 
panties now, and each offered her underpants to a passenger.  I watched as 
a woman passenger sniffed a stewÕs panties, then nodded her approval at 
the girl.  I shivered at the subtle games of dominance and submission that 
were being played out.  Some girls seemed to be cast, willingly or 
unwillingly, as victims or Òbottoms,Ó while others, like Tiffany, clearly 
retained the reins of power even after she surrendered her panties.

DIARY OF A PERVERT
By Deep Thought

Reviews of Playmate Video Centerfold Julie Clarke and Playboy's Girls of 
Spring Break - Part Four

         1996 Commentary:  I have the dubious honor of owning most all the 
Playboy videos, in the original packaging, bought by me at the original 
price.  (Boy, IÕm stupid, huh?)  As you can probably tell, I wrote the above 
several years ago, when the above-named videos first came out.  
Everything I said in the above essay is still true, however.  Tower Books is 
still run by snobby, customer-hating clerks...who make $5.00 an hour.  The 
difference in 1996 is that they are ÒprotectedÓ by an armed guard during 
business hours, who roams the premises looking for people to kick out.  
(Usually at the clerkÕs request.)  Tower Books is the only store I know of 
that abuses its customers.  (And IÕm talking about customers who actually 
buy stuff, not ÔcustomersÕ who only look.)
         As for Playboy, Girls of Spring Break is still the best video theyÕve 
ever put out, because the girls in it actually seem like real females.  Most 
Playboy videos feature females who, however real they may be in their 
actual lives, are totally stilted and ÔformalizedÕ on tape.  This is the 
problem with modern pornography.  (For lack of a better term.)  You arenÕt 
getting anything.  The girls are about as interesting as marble statues 
frozen in ice.  I know these girls are real, and have real lives, real 
boyfriends, real girlfriends, etc.  But apparently Hugh Hefner (and Bob 
Guccione) think theyÕre in the business of marketing dead, lifeless bodies.  
(Perfectly preserved, of course.)  The Julie Clarke video also turns out to 
be one of the better videos IÕve bought from Playboy.  Again, because she 
seems fairly realistic in a few of the vignettes.  So as much as I trashed 
her video in my original essay, it turns out to have been one of the better 
videos IÕve bought.  (Which is like saying, ÒWhat a great bowl of soup, 
waiter!  Only one fly in this one!)
         Playboy videos have gone through an evolution.  In the beginning, 
which is to say, the early 1980Õs, the girl would tell a little about herself 
and undress in a romantic setting.  (Outdoors, indoors, whatever.)  These 
were the best videos Playboy ever made.  (Such as they were.)  Around the 
mid-1980Õs, Playboy started putting out ÔdanceÕ videos.  The Playmate 
would literally dance to music, just like you see on MTV, except she 
wouldnÕt be wearing very much clothing.  These are probably the most 
boring videos ever created by humankind.  Today, PlayboyÕs videos are 
more lavish than ever, with hugely expensive sets and production values, 
but they are as lifeless as ever.  In addition, the camera ÒcutsÓ from scene 
to scene at a rate that would put a machine-gun to shame.  As one 
reviewer for Joe Bob Briggs wrote, ÒYou shouldnÕt have to watch a Playboy 
video in slow motion.Ó  (Which, incidentally, makes the tape (as viewed) 
all grainy.)  In the modern era, the ÒcutsÓ on a Playboy tape are so fast 
that even watching it in slow motion is useless.  The tape simply shoots 
by too fast, even in slow motion.  
         It amazes me that anybody buys Playboy tapes.  The girls are fine, 
but they are filmed (and edited) in such a way that, like Oakland, thereÕs 
Ònothing thereÓ in a Playboy tape.  You might buy one for the sake of (very 
poor) amusement during an all-male card game, but I can think of no other 
use for these Playboy videos.  Obviously, there are just enough 
ÒcollectorsÓ out there who buy the damn things just because they exist.  
Note that I have not said the tapes are not any good because they arenÕt 
Òexplicit enough.Ó  (A common charge you often hear among males.)  I say, 
Òfuck explicitness.Ó  If I want explicit, IÕll apply to medical school and 
become a gynecologist.  Every damn porno magazine on the market (except 
Playboy) is explicit.  Who cares if you can look up the girlÕs cunt?  What 
male in America hasnÕt seen 50,000 cunts in his lifetime?  From about age 
eight (or whenever you first can get hold of somebodyÕs dadÕs girlie 
magazines), the average male must see hundreds if not thousands of 
female cunts.  ItÕs almost like a religion or something--and itÕs as barren 
of meaning as most religions are.  Today I just got the April 1996 
Penthouse and, guess what?  More fossilized girls displaying their cunts.  
The whole idea of porno is that it can give you the Ôinside baseballÕ story 
of what girls are really like.  But these girls are not giving anything.  They 
are just statues, lifeless, unemotional.  It is time for a new era of 
pornography.  For my part, I would like to see the 1996 presidential 
candidates offer their views on how to improve pornography and make it 
more realistic and exciting.  Instead, of course, they will probably try to 
simply increase its price, by banning it.

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