Middleton Beautiful Beavers Cheerleading By Knightwolf (OddR) R13579@outlook.com As superintendent of the Middleton ISD, home of the Battling Beavers, I am proud to announce the formation of the Middleton Intermediate School Beautiful Beavers Cheerleading squad. Last year with the formation of the UIL athletic league for 5th and 6th graders, we created a full athletic program for the Middleton Intermediate School including football, basketball, tennis, track and field, and soccer. It was suggested that we needed a cheerleading squad to help lead this community's impressive athletic supporters. The Beautiful Beavers will be a squad of 20 girls, 10 from 5th grade and 10 from 6th. They will perform at all sporting events and pep rallies. They may also perform at some of the junior high and high school events yet to be determined. Miss Anita Boner, the health and biology teacher, will help organize and train the girls. The uniform will consist of standard cheerleading attire. Girls will wear cheerleading skirts that come to mid thigh, a knit long sleeve sweater, shorts, a sports bra, and skin colored tights. We are all looking forward to seeing these young Beautiful Beavers performing in public. Dick Limply Superintendent Middleton ISD, Home of the Battling Beavers. ********* Mr. Limply Thank you for allowing me to organize and train the Beautiful Beavers. We have chosen our 20 girls, and they are truly beautiful. I can't wait until they are first exposed to the public. We are working hard at getting these young beavers in shape for the world to see. I do have a couple of concerns about the cheerleader uniform you described. It is quite warm at most of our sporting events. As such, the tights and sweater that you suggested are simply to warm for our performances. I would like to remove the tights completely and change the top from the sweater to a tank top similar to what our high school Beautiful Beavers wear. Please let me know if that will cause any problems. Anita Boner ********** Miss Boner, I certainly don't want to cause any discomfort to our young beavers. I have extreme confidence in your decision making. Yes, you may discard the tights and the sweaters as you mentioned. I would love to come see them practice at some point in the future. Dick Limply ********** Mr. Limply Of course you may come watch them practice whenever you like. You may not be aware of this, but I own the Boner and Beaver Gymnastic and Cheerleading Training Center downtown. We practice every morning before school from 6:30 AM to 7:30AM. Although the gym is closed at this time so that we can practice in privacy, you are always welcome. Anita Boner ********** Miss Boner Thank you for letting me watch your Beautiful Beaver cheerleading practice this morning. I must say it was quite revealing. I was somewhat unprepared for the level of intensity and intimacy involved in the Beaver workouts. Is it routine for the girls to practice without their uniforms? It appeared that most of the girls were in panties and tee shirts. A couple were even topless! This concerns me greatly. Is there a reason that they do not wear their uniforms during practice? Dick Limply ********** Dick, I'm glad you came to practice yesterday. You seemed to really be enjoying yourself. Therefore I was a little surprised at the email that you sent. We haven't received our Beautiful Beaver uniforms yet. However, even when they arrive, we won't wear them during practice. Doing so creates unnecessary wear and tear and could even damage the uniforms. In addition, most of the girls do not own leotards which are by far the best outfits to wear during gymnastic and cheerleading practice. Since we have complete privacy and since panties provide the same freedom of movement that leotards do, I allow the girls to practice in them if they are comfortable with that. Most of the girls do wear tee shirts, but a couple have asked if they have to. They complain of getting too hot. Again, since we have complete privacy in the Boner and Beaver Gym, and since these little girls have not yet begun to develop breasts, at least not much, I've told them they can do so. I'm sorry if this disturbed you. Rest assured, the girls are enjoying themselves and are quite safe. I make sure that no leering perverts are permitted inside. Dick, if you feel it is necessary to come supervise the practices more often, you are welcome. Anita Boner ********** Miss Boner, Thank you for the standing invitation. Although I have extreme confidence in your abilities, I do think I will feel better if I can supervise the practices for the time being. Dick Limply ********** Dick, You've been to each of the training classes this week. Do you have any comments or suggestions for us for next week? Anita Boner ********** Anita, Actually I have deeply enjoyed spending my mornings with those Beautiful Beavers. Their exercises are quite invigorating. I have no problem with the girls practicing in their panties, even though it seems that virtually all of them have given up wearing tee shirts altogether. However, isn't it dangerous for Amber to practice totally nude? Where were her underpants? I was also quite surprised Friday to see you undress during the practice in order to demonstrate the routine. Do you believe it is appropriate for you, Miss Boner, to perform in nothing but your panties? Dick ********** Dick, I'm so glad you've enjoyed the practices. I hope the coffee you spilled in your lap Friday comes out in the wash. I couldn't help but notice the stain. Amber worked out nude the other day because she was wearing a really nice dress to school with lace panties that were too delicate to practice in. They were so thin they would have torn the first time she did the splits. Had that happened, she would have been forced to spend the entire day at school pantiless. Besides, working out in the nude is actually quite healthy. Often bacteria attaches to the little panties and can cause some real problems. Exercising nude allows the air to get into all those moist folds and keeps them fresh. In fact, I may begin encouraging more girls to do so. I hope I didn't embarrass you by working out with the Beautiful Beavers. They sometimes need a demonstration. I am usually not dressed to exercise in the mornings. So, when it is necessary to demonstrate how a Beaver should perform, I find it much simpler to simply remove the garments I'm wearing. Besides, I think it would make the Beavers quite self conscious if I was uncomfortable performing in the same outfits that they are wearing. That brings me to my next little problem, however. I've received the uniforms, and, Dick, they just won't do. They are all different lengths and just do not do justice to our little Beavers. I would really like to send them back and get a new style that is 10 inches long. This will provide a wonderful uniformity and show off our Beavers to their very best. I would also like to move away from the tank top shirts to more of a sports bra style. I've already discussed this with the parents and they are all in favor. Now all we need is your approval. I've also been contacted by the Czech Cheerleading Association. They have heard of our program, which evidently is one of the youngest in the country, and would like to film a documentary. We will receive 60% of the royalties which could go far towards helping finance our new basketball stadium. Please sign the attached form and I'll send it back to them. Anita Boner ********** Miss Boner, Attached is the signed contract for the Czech Cheerleading Association. I'm not sure how much money a foreign documentary on our Beautiful Beavers can possibly generate, but I guess every little bit helps. Regarding your dress code during practice, I will leave that in your capable hands. You obviously know the best way to handle your little Beavers better than I do. I'm not as sure about the shorter skirts. Ten inches seems very small. However, I suppose if they have the proper undergarments for performances it will be OK. Go ahead and order what you think best. Dick Limply ********** Mr. Limply, The new uniforms have arrived. Unfortunately the company made a mistake and sent skirts that are seven inches long instead of ten. No worries, by sliding them a little lower on the hips they fit each of the girls fine. However, it does cause the shorts you required to be visible which is totally inappropriate. I would like to remove the shorts and use a bikini bottom underpants instead. This will show off our young beavers in a much better light than wearing the silly shorts under their skirts. The Czech film crew will be at practice tomorrow if you are interested in attending. Anita Boner ********** Miss Boner, I was surprised this morning at the number of men in the gym during the beaver practice. Were all of them necessary for the documentary filming? I'm also very concerned about the girls practicing nude. After all, they are being constantly photographed and videotaped. How can the film crew tape the beavers practicing nude? As to removing the shorts from the uniforms, initially I was opposed to the idea, but after watching those young beavers perform this morning, I've changed my mind. Yes, you may remove their shorts from the uniform. Dick Limply ---------- Mr. Limply, It is amazing how many people it takes to film a documentary, isn't it? Of course, an American film crew would have more women. Evidently the Czech are not nearly as integrated as we are in America. I assure you, all the men are professionals. As you've noticed, all the girls have chosen to practice nude, purely for convenience sake. It's much easier to come to the gym with only one set of clothes than it is to lug around dirty old workout clothes all day long. Besides, until today it was just us girls - and you, of course. By the way, you really must be more careful with your coffee. From the stain on your lap, you must have spilled quite a lot. I hope you didn't burn yourself. Next time, if you think you've burned yourself, let me know and I can ask one of the girls to rub some ointment on you. Anita Boner ********** Mr. Limply Friday is the first pep rally of the year. Our beautiful beavers are dripping with excitement on their first performance. I would like the girls to wear their uniforms the entire school day. I assume that will not be a problem. Also, the Czech film crew will be setting up cameras throughout the school to record the day for their documentary. The contract you signed gives them full access throughout the school. Please provide whatever accommodation they need. Anita Boner ********** Ms. Boner, I am speechless! What were you thinking when you designed those uniforms for the cheerleading squad? The skirts hung so low you could see the tops of their little bottoms! And they still barely covered their crotches! And the panties! Ms. Boner, a G string is not a bikini brief!! And I would hardly call a red ribbon tied around their chest a sports bra!! How could you allow them to parade through the school all day long in such revealing outfits? Between classes they were squatting at their lockers, bending over in the hallways to pick things up. Amber had the nerve to bend right over in front of me to pick up the pen that slipped from my hand. I almost had a coronary at the sight of those firm buns peaking out of that ridiculously short skirt! I understand the film crew had full access to the building, but can you possibly explain why they needed to set up cameras in the rest rooms? Particularly in the boy's room? We don't even have any boy cheerleaders! And speaking of the camera crew, why did they have to set up cameras under the desks? It doesn't seem like there could have been much to see down there! I must admit, the Beautiful beavers did arouse the crowd during the pep rally. I've never heard so much screaming before. The splits while doing the handstands were particularly spectacular. Playing musical chairs with the football players as the chairs was original and entertaining. It looked rather uncomfortable for some of the boys, however. Regardless of how well your beautiful beavers performed, their outfits were totally inappropriate for this school and completely beyond the bounds of the school dress code. We must discuss this before the next pep rally. Dick Limply ********** Mr. Limply, Enclosed you will find three checks from the Czech film crew as an advance for their documentary. The first is for the school budget. The second is a special bonus for you in gratitude for support you have given the film crew. The third is for Superintendent Jungluv. Anita Boner ********** Miss Boner, Please convey Superintendent Jungluv and my gratitude to the film crew for their generosity. I had no idea that documentaries were so profitable. Superintendent Jungluv has assured me that, as a sanctioned club, the beautiful beavers are not subject to the school's dress code as long as they wear an approved uniform. I assume they will be performing at the next pep rally. Dick Limply