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 On Wednesday, 5 February 2014, @19:39, an Emergency Call Centre worker in
London, England was dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of
colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.

   It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am
depressed and lying here on a railway track.  I am waiting for the train to
come so I can finally meet Allah.."

   APPARENTLY "REMAIN CALM AND STAY ON THE LINE" WAS NOT CONSIDERED TO BE
AN APPROPRIATE OR CORRECT RESPONSE...