An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 
 
"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a
couple of minutes?" 
 
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of
course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?" 
 
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours,
she seems to appear out of nowhere."