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 A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.  A short time later the
husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.  The wife asks him, "Why did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman,
I'm sure you're going back to read it again!  Men will get it the first
time.  My work is done here.

   ------------------------------------------------------ Water in the
carburetor WIFE: "There is trouble with the car.  It has water in the
carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor?  That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is.  I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"

   ========================================== THIS IS A FRIGHTENING
STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.  25% of the
women in this country are on medication for mental illness.  That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.

  
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-- HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff.  Wife called up her mom and
said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said,
"No darling, he must pay for his mistake.  I am coming to live with you.

   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Today's Short
Reading from the Bible...  From Genesis: "And God promised men that good
and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then He
made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!