One evening a husband and wife were in bed. 
The husband was reading a book, and the wife 
was watching TV. The husband reaches over 
and puts his hand in his wife's private area, then 
withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by 
this and thought perhaps her husband was in 
the mood for a little love. 

A short time later the husband again reaches 
into his wife's private area then withdraws his 
hand. Now the wife is almost sure that her 
husband is "in the mood."  She decides to wait 
for him to touch her a third time and then she 
will know for sure. Sure enough, the husband 
repeats *the move.* She leaves the bed, removes 
her clothes, and returns ready for what she is 
sure will be her husband's amorous advances. 

Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised 
when she says, "Dear, I'm all ready!"  The 
husband asks, "For what?" She says, "Well,
for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times in 
the last 5 minutes, and now I'm ready!"  

The husband replies, "Huh? Sex?? I was just 
wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages..."