The Top 10 Country Songs
 
10.    I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 

  9.    I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few.
 
  8.    If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 

  7.    I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 

  6.    Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 

  5.    I'm So Miserable without You Its like You're Still Here. 

  4.    My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him. 

  3.    She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 

  2.    She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. 

And the Number One Country & Western song is .... 

1.  It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day. 


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