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   The Chicken Farmer!!!!!

   A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.

   The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.  and
then asks, "What is your occupation?"

   "I'm a whore," she says.

   The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't
work.  Let's try to rephrase that"

   The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

   "No, that still won't work.  Try again."

   They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."

   The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?

   "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

   "Chicken Farmer it is."