These Southerners are definitely very polite. 

 
  Atlanta Airport 

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you 
will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite! 

Atlanta Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R." 

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's 
runway 9R - Allah be Praised." 

Atlanta Tower : "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 
9L." 

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 
9L. -Allah is Great." 

Pause... 

Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !" 

Atlanta Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." 

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN 
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" 

Atlanta Tower : "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead 
now and tell Allah "hey" for us." 
 
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