Working people frequently ask us retired people what 
 we do to make our days interesting. 
 Well, for example, just the other day my wife and 
 I went into town and visited a shop. 
 When we came out, there was a parking meter 
 cop writing out a parking ticket. 
 
 We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, 
 how about giving a senior citizen a break?' 
 He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. 
 I called him a knuckle head. He glared at me and started 
 writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. 
 
 So Bev called him more names. He finished the 
 second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. 
 Then he started writing more tickets. 
 This went on for about 20 minutes. 
 The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. 
 
 Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it 
 and went home. We weren't too concerned about the 
 vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window: 
 "I support Muslims". 
 
 We try to have a little fun each day now 
 that we're retired. It's important at our age.