Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's telephone survey 


There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all
the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself
with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on
the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the
ones who don't. Life
is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a
part of life, getting back up is living."
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 Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-


"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions
To the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

*The survey was a complete failure because:*

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia , New Zealand , and Britain , everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent. 
 
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