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 Retirement The longer you've been together, the funnier this becomes!

   An elderly couple was at home watching TV.

   Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing
channel and the porn channel.

   Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake
Phil, Leave it on the porn channel.  You know how to fish!"

   I Bet you didn't see that coming

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