"How To Stop Nail Biting"

Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands
over lunch.

"I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails.
He makes me terribly nervous."

My Fred used to do the same thing," the other
woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."

"Really, how?" asked the first woman.

"Easy, I hid his teeth."


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