Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's  APHORISMS  

APHORISMS...
 It's not whether you win or lose,
 but how you place the blame.
  
 We have enough "youth".
 How about a fountain of "smart"?
  
 The original point and click interface 
 was a Smith & Wesson.
  
 A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
  
 When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
  
 LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
 USE BIRTH CONTROL
  
 Money isn't everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  
 If at first you don't succeed
 skydiving is not for you.
  
 We are born naked, wet and hungry.
 Then things get worse.
  
 Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
  
 Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
 give the rest a bad name.
  
 Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
 to produce reproductive organs.
  
 Alabama state motto:
 At least we're not Mississippi .
  
 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
 MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
  
 The latest survey shows that
 three out of four people make
 up 75% of the population.
  

  
 "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
 you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
 identify their corporate sponsors .."
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