Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's  A Farmer's logic

A Farmer's logic

You know there are so many TV channels, 
Each one starved for new programs. 
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter 
Seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, 
Arranged for an interview with a farmer who 
Might have some theories on the matter.

The interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: 
I am here to collect information on the 
Possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. 
Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said ... 
Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

Reporter:(obviously embarrassed): 
Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the 
Relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: 
Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: 
Sir, this is really valuable information, 
But what about getting to the point?

Farmer: 
I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, 
If I was playing with your tits twice a day ..... 
And only screwing you once a year, 
Wouldn't you get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED .... 
************************************************************
For the readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you.
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
If you enjoyed this moment of humor or information plz drop me a line to let me know someone is actually reading these posts.
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jackspratt1@gmx.com