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 An old man goes into a drug store to by some Viagra.

   "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"

   "But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erections"

   "I am 96" said to old man, "Don't want an erection, I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."