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 ONLY IN SCOTLAND

   Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

   A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

   'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'



   To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her
glasses and says,

   'Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!'



  
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