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 We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad &
my new surround sound music system were all shut down.

   Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.

   I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.

   She seems like a nice person.