Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's  The Hat  





"The Hat"       

A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner
during a sudden windstorm.

She was bracing herself by holding a lightpost with one hand,
and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head with
her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress
upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her
privates for everyone to see.

The policeman came up to her and said, "Ma'am, you should 
be ashamed of yourself, letting you skirt blow around, being 
indecent, while both hands hold your hat. Everybody is 
taking a good look at what you've got. Don't you think that 
pulling your dress down is more important than worrying 
about your hat?"

"Look, sonny," the old lady replied, "What these people are 
looking at is 85 years old.  ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"

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