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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's Rugby Player

   Rugby Player...

   A tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as famous

   footballer.  They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.



   They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.  On his arm, he has
a tattoo that says REEBOK.



   "What's that for?" the lady asks.

   "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and
Reebok pays me."



   Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo
that says NIKE.



   'What's that ?' the lady asks again.



   "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on
TV."

   Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that
says AIDS.



   The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"



   The man replies: "No, no...!!!  Calm down...!!!  It will say ADIDAS in a
minute."



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