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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's Romantic Text
An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on
their mobile phones.  The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more

of a no-nonsense guy.  One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for
coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she
wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me
your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send

me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you." The husband
texted back to her:

   "I'm on the toilet.  Please advise."

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