Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's  Private Lessons  




"Private Lessons"        
{Proceed at your own risk.}

A husband and wife love to golf together, but 
neither of them are playing like they want to, so 
they decide to take private lessons. The husband 
has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he 
says, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too
hard!" 

"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.  

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like 
you'd hold your wife's breast." 

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and 
POW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the 
fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the
 good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.  

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro 
watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're 
gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club 
gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."  

The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, 
takes a swing, and THUMP. 
The ball goes straight down the fairway. . . 
about 15 ft.  

"That was great," the pro says with a straight 
face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth 
and swing it like you're supposed to!" 


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