Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's Lotto Winner  

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"
 
"I'd take half and leave you,"  she says.
 
"Great," he says. 
 
"Here's $6.  I won $12 yesterday!
  Stay in touch".

 
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