Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's  How to Tell the Sex of a Fly 




 How to Tell the Sex of a Fly 
This is the cleanest E-mail joke 
I've come across in a long while!



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband standing around with a fly swatter 

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" 
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. 


Intrigued, she asked. 
"How can you tell them apart?" 

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can, 
2 were on the phone.

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