Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's Heal the Sick 





"Heal the Sick"

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a 
TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal 
the sick.

"If only you would pray with him and place 
your right hand in the air and place your left 
hand on the afflicted area."

So the man places his right hand in the air and 
his left hand on his crotch.  His wife says, "Gee 
Honey. He said heal the sick, not raise the dead."


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