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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's For ALL You Golfers

   For ALL You Golfers

   One morning, three women are golfing when suddenly a man runs by wearing
nothing but a bag over his head.

   As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, "Well he's
certainly not my husband".  As he passes the second woman, she also glances
downwards and says "He's not mine either".

   Then he passes by the third woman who also checks out his lower parts
and says, "Wait a minute...  he's not even a member of this club!"

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