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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's True Friendship

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   This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm,
after work.  His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open
mouthed and listens to the tirade...  "My bloody hair & makeup are not
done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.  Can't you see
I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking
tonight!  Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid
idiot?"

   "Because he's thinking of getting married."



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