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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's Needs
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids, what do they

need at home?

   1st kid says "A computer".  Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."

   2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

   Little Johnny pops up and says: "At my house we don't need anything."

   The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs
something.

   Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure!

   When my sister started dating a Muslim,

   I remember Dad saying, `Well, that's the last f***ing thing we need'."
Gotta love Little Johnny !!!





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