Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's   Frozen Windows
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Wife texts husband at work on a cold winter's morning;  
  
"Windows frozen, won't open." 
 
Husband texts back;   
 
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." 

Wife texts back 5 minutes later;   
 
"Computer really fucked now." 
 
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