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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's DEFINITION OF A POLITICIAN

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OF A POLITICIAN While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer,
whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man.

   Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our
leaders.

   The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post
Turtles'.''

   Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was.

   The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."

   The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued
to explain.

   "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his
ability to function and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up
there to begin with."

   Best explanation of a politician I've ever heard.

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