Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Author: Jack Spratt Title: Jack Sprattfs BIG BOY LITTLE JOHNEY BIG BOY LITTLE JOHNEY @ @ A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! 'You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked Tommy what he had done over the weekend? 'I went to visit my Nana'. 'No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'. She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'. She then asked little Johney what he had done? 'I read a book' he replied. 'That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?' ( I love this... ) little Johney thought really hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, 'Winnie the SHIT' ________________________________________ ************************************************************ For the readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If you enjoyed this moment of humor or information plz drop me a line to let me know someone is actually reading these posts. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , jackspratt1@gmx.com If youfre looking for the newest story upload Check http://www.asstr.org/spotlight.html There is a notice for each new posting.