Author: Jack Spratt Title: Jack Spratt's Colonoscopy ************************************************************ Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me. "I haven't got an erection," I replied. "No, but I have," replied the nurse. Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco. ************************************************************ For the readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If you enjoyed this moment of humor or information plz drop me a line to let me know someone is actually reading these posts. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jackspratt1@gmx.com If you're looking for the newest story upload Check http://www.asstr.org/spotlight.html There is a notice for each new posting.