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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's A Speech Therapist
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with

her Stammerer's Action Group.

   She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and
stuttered.

   Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where
you born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you
until your muscles ache and your eyes water."

   The Englishman immediately piped up; "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

   "That's no good, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"

   The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out; "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow."

   "That's no better either, Seathan."

   "Now, how about you, Paddy?"

   The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to five and eventually blurted
out; "London".

   "Brilliant, Paddy!" said the therapist and immediately set about living
up to her promise.

   After 10 minutes of steamy sex, Paddy said,



   "d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry."

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