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 A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 16-hour
shift.  Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of
her purse and tries to write with it.

   When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller,
and without missing a beat, she says:

   `Well, that's great...that's just great ...  some asshole's got my pen!