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 A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman
sitting by herself and asks, "May I buy you a cocktail?"

   "No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

   "Sorry to hear that.  Do they swell?"

   "No, they spread."

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