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 1.  At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!



   2.  On all your check stubs, write "For Marijuana" !



   3.  Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you
get.



   4.  Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.



   5.  Sing Along at The Opera.



   6.  When The Money Comes out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!  I Won!"



   7.  PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.



   And the Final Way To Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity: my favorite.



   8.  Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to
your ankles and yell out:

   "THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE"!



   Send This as an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.  It's called
"therapy"!