1. In my many years I have  come to a conclusion that one useless man
    Is a  shame, two is a law firm, and  three or more is a Congress.
    -- John Adams
 
2. If you don't read the  newspaper you are uninformed, if you do
    Read  the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain
 
3. Suppose you were an  idiot. And suppose you were a member of
    Congress. But then I repeat myself.  -- Mark Twain
 
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man 
    Standing in a bucket and trying  to lift himself up by the handle. 
    -- Winston Churchill
 
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on
    The support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
 
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which
    Debt he proposes to pay off with  your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy
 
7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep
    Voting on what to have for dinner.  -- James Bovard , Civil
     Libertarian (1994)
 
8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people 
    In rich countries to rich people  in poor countries.
    -- Douglas Case , Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University.
 
9. Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car 
    Keys to teenage boys.   -- P.J. O'Rourke , Civil Libertarian
 
10. Government is the  great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live
      At the expense of everybody else.
      -- Frederic Bastiat , French economist(1801-1850)
 
11. Government's view of  the economy could be summed up in a few short
       Phrases: If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it
      Stops moving, subsidize it.  -- Ronald Reagan (1986)
 
12. I don't make jokes.  I just watch the government and report the facts.
      -- Will Rogers
 
13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it
     Costs when it's free!   -- P. J. O'Rourke
 
14. In general, the art of  government consists of taking as much money as
      Possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764)
 
15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics
       Won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.)
 
16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.
      -- Mark Twain (1866)
 
17. Talk is cheap, except  when Congress does it. -- Anonymous
 
18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at
       One end and no responsibility at the other.   -- Ronald Reagan
 
19. The inherent vice of  capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.  
       The inherent  blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
       --   Winston  Churchill
 
20. The only difference  between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
       Taxidermist leaves the skin.   -- Mark Twain
 
21. The ultimate result of  shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the
       World with fools.   -- Herbert Spencer , English Philosopher (1820-1903)
 
22. There is no distinctly Native  American criminal class, save Congress. -- Mark Twain
 
23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. --Mark Twain