- Little Afternoon Humour -
 
 Once upon a time there lived a King. 
The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..  

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would  melt.
   
No matter what;  
Metal,  
Wood,  
Stone,   
Anything she touched would melt.   

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. 

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? 

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'  

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.   

The  next day, he held a competition. Any man  that  could bring his daughter an object that would not melt  would marry her and inherit the King's wealth...  

THREE  YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.  

The  first brought a sword of the finest steel.   

But  alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.  
The prince went away  sadly .  

The second prince brought diamonds. 
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.  But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.   

He too was sent away disappointed.   

The  third prince approached. He told the Princess,  
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' 

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red .   

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.  
And it did not  melt!!!
The  King was overjoyed.  Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. 

And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.  

Question:  What was in the Prince's pants?  




       
    M&M's  of course.  

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
   
What were you thinking??       
    
    
   I  WORRY ABOUT  YOU  SOMETIMES