"Two Doctors on the Golf Course"

Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking
shop.

"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the
surgeon.

"What for?" asked his colleague.

"About $6,000."

"What did he have?"

"Oh...  About $6,000."


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"Snoring"

A woman was having a medical problem - her
husband snoring. So she called the doctor
one morning, and asked him if there was
anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."

"Well, there is one operation I can perform that
will cure your husband, but it is really rather
expensive. It will cost $5,000 down, and payments
of $750 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."

"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like
leasing a new sports car!"

"Humm," the doctor murmured, "That obvious, huh?"