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 NOW AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!



   I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers

   have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while

   undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

   Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

   When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em,

   Hug'em and Pamper em.

   Be advised that the label on the box of diapers that says "weight range
8 to 10 pounds" refers to the weight of the baby - not the capacity of the
diaper."



   When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

   Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.