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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's Irish Twin Sisters Celebrate their 100th Birthday

   ************************************************************ Irish Twin
Sisters Celebrate their 100th Birthday

   Twin sisters in an Irish Nursing Home were turning one hundred years
old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over
there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.  One of the twins
was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.  Once the
photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.  The deaf
sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE
SOFA!", said the other.  "Now get a little closer together," said the
cameraman.  Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.  "Just hold on for a bit longer,
I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.  Yet again, "WHAT DID
HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!  " With a big grin the deaf twin
shouted out, "OH LARD JESUS!  BOTH OF US????"



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