Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's   How I lost my teeth

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        Hope that you people that were not raised on a farm can understand 
this one, eh?

        I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, 
when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me 
on the butt.

        She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."

        I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

        She said, "I sure do."

        I said, " Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices 
you're missing."

        My dental surgery is on Monday.

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