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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's 4 FACTS

   ************************************************************ A wise
person once said:

   1.  We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

   2.  Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

   3.  Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.  Men may state their preferences, but
will grab whatever is available.

   AND . . .

   4.  I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate.  A
recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.



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readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you.
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