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 A young Chinese couple gets married.  She's a virgin.  Truth be told, he is
a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

   On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.

   He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.  'My
darring,' he whispers, 'I know this you firss time and you verry flighten.

   I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
you want.

   You juss ask.  Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

   A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request.

   She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear
about from other girls...  Numbaa 69.

   More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

   Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You wanna Garlic Chicken wif
snow peas?"