MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money 
your father and I spent on braces,  that's the 
biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what 
you've discovered, you still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint 
on walls like other children?  Do you have any 
idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't 
hiding your report card inside your jacket, take 
your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with 
the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball 
cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb 
followed you to school, but I would like to know 
how he got a better grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your 
senior picture. Can't you do something about 
your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The 
next time I catch you throwing money across 
the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance 
good-bye!"

JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story. Now 
tell me where you've really been for the last forty 
years."

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm 
proud that you invented the electric light bulb. 
Now turn it off and get to bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where 
you think you have to go, young man, midnight 
is past your curfew." 


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