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 A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop.  He
thinks that he is much smarter than any cop because he is a lawyer from
LONDON, and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense!

   Irish cop says,"Licence and registration, please."

   London Lawyer says, "What for?"

   Irish cop says, "Ye didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

   London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

   Irish cop says, "Ye still didn't come to a complete stop.  Licence and
registration, please, sir."

   London Lawyer says, "What's the bloody difference?"

   Irish cop says, "The difference is, the sign says stop, not slow down,
so, ye have to come to a complete stop, that's the law.  Licence and
registration, please!"

   London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give
me the ticket.  If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

   Irish cop says, "Sounds fair enough, please exit your vehicle, sir."

   The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

   The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out
of the lawyer and says, "Now, ye English arsehole, do ye want me to stop,
completely, or just fookin slow down? 
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