"Rubber Company"

Struthers was assigned to show an important 
stockholder around the rubber goods factory. 
The woman nodded approvingly when shown 
the giant machine which spit out an endless 
stream of rubber nipples.

"One of our steady sellers, a lot of babies being 
born these days," Struthers explained. 

Not much later the stockholder inquired as to 
the functions of another huge machine spitting 
out little rubber discs. "C0ndoms," Struthers 
informed her. "Big sellers, too."

"Understandably," she commented. "But why's 
that needle coming down and punching a little 
hole in every other one?"

"Well," he whispered conspiratorially, "we can't 
let the nipple business go downhill, now can we?"

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